the world according to...

converstation between max and Ave in the car

Ave: "They're waiting."

Max: "They're mating?"

Ave: "People don't mate, they date! Haven't you learned biology?"

Leaf Bug

conversation walking into morning SACC:

"Oh, I almost stepped on it!"

"It's just a leaf. Come on."

"Nu-uh! It's a leaf bug!"

Well, it certainly is a bug. A big bug. That looks exactly like a leaf - right down to the veins.